101 Penis Words

When it comes to the word "penis," there is no shortage of slang terms and colloquialisms associated with the male sexual organ. There are literally hundreds, if not thousands, of wildly descriptive words and phrases used to refer to the penis in everyday speech. In this article you'll find a few of the more common penis words as well as some of the more colorful. While they have been loosely placed in categories, the true derivation of some of these words is at best, only a guess.

Scientific/Medical Penis Words

• Glans
• Phallus
• Genitalia
• Member
• Organ
• Shaft

Common Slang

• Cock
• Boner
• Prick
• Dong
• Wang
• Junk
• Throbber
• Naughty Bits
• Privates

Penis Names

• Johnson
• Willy
• Dick
• Peter
• Mister Happy
• Elmer Pudd

Anatomy-Based Penis Words

• Main Vein
• Third Leg
• Fun Bone
• Crotch Cartilage
• Love Muscle
• Jiggle Bone
• Rigid Digit

Instrument-Based Penis Words

• Meat Whistle
• Skin Flute
• Blue-Veined Piccolo
• Love Trumpet
• Roaring Horn

Animal-Based Penis Words

• Pecker
• Lizard
• Python
• Spitting Cobra
• Trouser Trout
• One-Eyed Snake
• Underpants Eel

Food-Based Penis Words

• Pickle
• Banana
• Gherkin
• Cucumber
• Wiener
• Baloney Pony
• Pork Sword
• Tube Steak
• Man Meat
• Mutton Dagger
• Meat Sabre
• Hairy Sausage
• Cream-Stick

Silly Penis Words (Youngsters)

• Wee-Wee
• Weenie
• Pee-Pee
• Goolie
• Peeper
• Doodle
• Wenis
• Dingaling

Object-Based Penis Words

• Rod
• Tool
• Pipe
• Knob
• Knocker
• Flagpole
• Staff
• Crankshaft
• Boystick
• Whammer
• Gigglestick
• Love Gun
• Pocket Rocket
• Flesh Piston
• Pleasure Pole
• Moisture Missile
• Lap Rocket
• Pulsating Plunger
• Adam's Dagger
• Flesh Pencil
• Meat Cigar
• Sperm Gun

Foreign Penis Words

• Chinchin (Japanese)
• Badajo (Spanish)
• Verga (Portuguese)
• Uccello (Italian)
• Schwanz (German)
• Schmeckle (Yiddish)
• Schlong (from German "schlange")
• Tallywhacker (generally UK English)

Terms Used for Small Penis

• Pencil Dick
• Needle Dick
• Tiny Pecker
• Teeny Weenie
• Pant Worm

Terms Used for Large Penis

• Well-Hung
• Well-Endowed
• Dangler
• Big Unit
• Womb Bruiser

This list of '101 Penis Words' doesn't even scratch the surface when it comes to words associated with the penis. If you know of any that aren't mentioned above, please feel free to add them in the comments section below!

Posted by PRS on Friday, August 6th, 2010

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